The Ultimate Truth

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the
lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY
policy.


The road to success……

.. is always under
construction.


Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think
again, neither does Milk..


In order to get a Loan, you first need to
prove that you don't need it.


All the desirable things in life are
either illegal, expensive or fattening.


Since Light travels faster
than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them
speak.


Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. which never
works.


If at first you don't succeed…. Destroy all evidence that you
ever tried.


You can never determine which side of the bread to
butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered
side.


Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most
inaccessible corner.


***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the
spot. *****


As soon as you mention something…… if it is good, it is
taken…. If it is bad, it happens.


He who has the gold, makes the
rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.


If you come early, the bus is late.
If you come late…… the bus is still late.


Once you have bought
something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper
rate.


When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the
person in front of you will always have the most complex of
transactions.


If you have paper, you don't have a pen……. If you have
a pen, you don't have paper…… if you have both, no one
calls.


Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the
class, the professor has taken attendance.


You will pick up maximum
wrong numbers when on roaming.


All PMT buses are
crowded.
Corollary----- PMT buses in opposite direction always go
empty.


The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in
the bathroom.


After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses
will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than
the other.


If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut
tonight.


The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all
the errors until another person is fired or quits.


Irrespective of
the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go
to the non-smoker ……………