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Height of Facebook update: "suhaag raat hai, ghunghat utha raha hoon mai!" 45 likes, AND 1 comment - "keep on updating we are online" ;) 

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Fantastic Words By Chetan Bhagat "Work hard, but make time 4 ur luv, frnz and family. Bcoz Nobody remembers Powerpoint presentations,marks n degrees on ur death..

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Kisi Ko Khareed Na Mere Bas Mein Nahi,

Ae Dosto, Meri Saadgi Dekh Kar Log Khud Hi Bik Jaate Hai.!! :-)

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An Excellent Thought About Life - Listen to Everyone and Learn from Everyone Because Nobody knows Everything but Everyone knows Something.!:)
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"Best message to think upon:- If u don't act naugty while you are young.. You won't have anything to smile about when you are older...:-)"

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Adhure Milan Ki Aas Hai Zindagi, Sukh-Dukh Ka Ehsaas Hai Zindagi, Fursat Mile Toh Khwabon Me Aaya Karein, Aapke Bina Badi Udaas Hai Zindagi.

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Khub Nahi Bahut KHUBSURT Ho Tum Mere DIL Me Thi Wo MURAT Ho Tum Mile The 1 AJNBEE Bankar Lekin Aaj Mere DIL ki ZARURT Ho Tum
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Barsat ki raat 1 bhigi ladki bhiga badan bhigi zulfe bhige hoth bighe kapde dekh kar is dhadakte dil ne kaha. SALi 100% Bimar Padegi.

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4 ghante gf ka wait krne k bad ladke ne arz kia.... intehaan ho gae intezaar ki. . . . . . . . . maa ki aaaankhh aise pyaar ki..!! :D ;)

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Later the bus longer the queue,
Later the bus longer the queue,
Shorter the skirt awesome the view . . . . . ;-D

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle...

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, " I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.

“The golf balls are the important things -- your God, family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions -- things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

“The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car.

“The sand is everything else -- the small stuff.

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

“Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play with your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.
Play another 18.
There will always be time to clean the house and ‘fix the disposal’.

“Take care of the golf balls first -- the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."